"My Battle With Jie Fang"

Just another lazy school day afternoon.

Everything was as peaceful as can be.

Until I met a young man who whistled to a different tune.

And sought to see the end of me.

He shoved and gave out a scream.

I shoved and stood my ground

Until he saw that nobody was on his team.

Then he stared at me like a blood hound.

He then slowly backed away towards the door.

And warned me that he had knowledge of the arts.

He was discouraged when I gave a snore.

And he jumped through the doors like a man with a million hearts

The next day he waited for me outside class.

I saw him just as the bell rang.

He handed me a paper with his hands cold as brass.

In red crayon the words said "my name is Jie Fang".